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Tue, 19-Jan-21 5:54 PM (22 hours ago)
I would love to dear
(20 hours ago)
I will get right on it
(20 hours ago)
I was gonna say Never say never......but I see you said "Has ever." 
(18 hours ago)
So many fucktards in the world, omly beaten by the fucktards that comment on those posts
(18 hours ago)
only on sexsites 
(15 hours ago)
Wed, 13-Jan-21 6:35 PM (6 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jan-21 12:54 AM (6 days ago)
Mon, 11-Jan-21 2:16 AM (9 days ago)
Hello there lovely lady, glad you had a good one but stay safe and be nothing but well
(9 days ago)
mrsUnderDog59 likes this
Tue, 19-Jan-21 3:51 PM (1 day ago)
Como me gustaria tocarlo
(1 day ago)
welco me to NN; now you must take a photo of your finger insertion and discribe your feelings in detail 
(1 day ago)
very nice let's see how you do you
(19 hours ago)
here i thought she was enkoying herself 
(15 hours ago)
Would that be "Two in the pink, and one in the s...." oh never mind.
(14 hours ago)
Thu, 14-Jan-21 5:45 PM (5 days ago)
I pause before I have Chicken...A Fellow Birdie....
(5 days ago)
Birds eat other birds, I've seen it.
(5 days ago)
Goodnight fellow Birdies Up North..Hope that the snow fake's landed safely.:}..
(5 days ago)
* flakes
(5 days ago)
In winter, time some birdies need too...
(5 days ago)
Fri, 8-Jan-21 1:30 AM (12 days ago)
hello miss priss, normality is missed all over
(12 days ago)
things are weird wanna play with are mask on got a hole in mine
(12 days ago)
stranger friends
(12 days ago)
Hope your doing well there too
(12 days ago)
SHi..Stay say safe..This could be the norm for the whole year I fear.
(12 days ago)
Thu, 7-Jan-21 3:26 AM (13 days ago)
Tue, 12-Jan-21 8:56 PM (7 days ago)
Sure, you can send me PM, thx!
(7 days ago)
Mon, 11-Jan-21 4:26 PM (8 days ago)
Wed, 6-Jan-21 9:55 PM (13 days ago)
self severvice is cheaper quicker and gets you in and out faster
(13 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
I think all I’ve had is self service for the last few years lol!
(13 days ago)
Fri, 15-Jan-21 12:44 PM (5 days ago)
I had to look the lyrics up earlier this month..... never fully made out the "We gotta install microwave ovens, Custom kitchen deliveries, We gotta move these refrigerators....these color TVs"
(4 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jan-21 9:47 PM (5 days ago)
some basterd stole the pix n spread them all over the internets ...... THE BASTERDS!!
(5 days ago)
ok, who scared this one away? come on, own up you lot
(5 days ago)
What happned ? If I remember correctly, That was a very nice Pussy....
(5 days ago)
it was Raving ...... e did it .... not aloud blame noneone else 
(5 days ago)
Thank you 😀
(4 days ago)
Wed, 13-Jan-21 5:48 PM (6 days ago)
Well I’m not here to fuck spiders
(6 days ago)
My pet spider, Webbie, is quite relieved at tattsnbeard's response.
(6 days ago)
tattsnbeard likes this
As very nice looking Pussy......[photo missing]
...[photo missing]
(6 days ago)
Tue, 12-Jan-21 1:35 AM (8 days ago)
How can you suss out the fakes ?
(7 days ago)
if a male profile post only gemale with face or only sneaky pics id say hes fake
(7 days ago)
.....or beer filled tits *nods*
(7 days ago)
Well tuck it harder between your legs and keep on going
(7 days ago)
Tue, 19-Jan-21 9:48 PM (18 hours ago)
Mon, 18-Jan-21 4:39 PM (1 day ago)
Sat, 16-Jan-21 3:23 PM (4 days ago)
very sexy welcome back
(3 days ago)
Welcome back!
(3 days ago)
Fri, 15-Jan-21 7:06 PM (4 days ago)
Fri, 15-Jan-21 4:54 PM (4 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jan-21 10:25 AM (6 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jan-21 7:06 AM (6 days ago)
Wed, 13-Jan-21 11:20 PM (6 days ago)
Mon, 11-Jan-21 10:25 PM (8 days ago)
(8 days ago)
BW69.... Brookie-O Oreos are pretty tasty
(8 days ago)
Brookie-O Oreos and milk, qualifies as fulfilling a prescription today
(8 days ago)
Mon, 11-Jan-21 2:54 PM (9 days ago)
Il let you know if il do that
(9 days ago)
can't hold it any longer looking at your pics! so where do you want to have it?
(9 days ago)
theresasky likes this
Wish you was in Austin we would have so much sexual fun with each other!
(8 days ago)
You sure know how to firm up a deal !!
(7 days ago)
Fri, 8-Jan-21 6:47 AM (12 days ago)
That sounds awesome Paul. 😍 Now go shower will ya!
(12 days ago)
Yep. At least that meant there is no point ever talking about merry can politics again after that charade.
(12 days ago)
It was pretty amazing bella I might post some pics in a blog later
(12 days ago)
I haven’t even caught on it raffy...what happened?
(12 days ago)
After all the court hearings, they have still somehow contrived to make Uncle Joe the prezzie dent. You couldn't make it up. Soo funny. I love it..
(12 days ago)
Thu, 7-Jan-21 1:02 AM (13 days ago)
*pours a drynk
(13 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jan-21 5:12 PM (5 days ago)
Have to say that was hilarious, and well deserved, only been funnier if the beer brand had been 'Karma'....
(5 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Definitely, he took some riling...but acted well, not that I am condoning violence...the punk got his beer that night and maybe think twice...
(5 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
there does seem be a plague of vintage sh1t being posted recently , I mean how Fugly do you need to be to post 20 year old pic's of yourself of PP Quality and Focus
(5 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Wed, 13-Jan-21 9:28 PM (6 days ago)
Wed, 13-Jan-21 10:35 AM (7 days ago)
Wed, 13-Jan-21 6:25 AM (7 days ago)
Amen 😀
(6 days ago)
Tue, 12-Jan-21 2:29 PM (8 days ago)
Mon, 11-Jan-21 7:42 PM (8 days ago)
Sun, 10-Jan-21 10:56 PM (9 days ago)
Sun, 10-Jan-21 3:00 PM (10 days ago)
Sun, 10-Jan-21 9:46 AM (10 days ago)
Sat, 9-Jan-21 4:00 AM (11 days ago)
Never seen any of Kevin Hart. On this occasion I fell asleep watching a Tool video. I'm surprised I didn't wake up in another dimension! 😂
(11 days ago)
I've been the same way, barely get off the couch...lol
(11 days ago)
I get off it to go to bed! 😂
(11 days ago)
My crafty smaller TV knows when I fall asleep and turns itself off. 
(11 days ago)
So does mine, but only after it's been ignored for 5 hours!
(11 days ago)
Sat, 9-Jan-21 12:49 AM (11 days ago)
Wed, 20-Jan-21 3:27 AM (12 hours ago)
Tue, 19-Jan-21 10:09 PM (18 hours ago)
oh but it is for some people, they cant comprehend how easy it is .... hiya pusslet xox
(18 hours ago)
Agreed, there are those that still think this is a massive hoax, tossers! Hi Beepod: ) xox
(18 hours ago)
Tue, 19-Jan-21 8:44 PM (19 hours ago)
Hey, you're the one who wanted to be a hermit, be a bum instead, bums like bourbon! 
(15 hours ago)
Ive spent my whole life saying "Dont be a bum". Id hate to add hypocrit to my long line of names. lol
(15 hours ago)
You could be a suave, debonair bum!
(15 hours ago)
That would mean Id have to mingle. I prefer hermit and live my life vicariously through NN *nodnodnod*
(15 hours ago)
In that case, I recommend bourbon instead of luke warm carrot water.
(15 hours ago)
Tue, 19-Jan-21 3:27 PM (1 day ago)
Tue, 19-Jan-21 8:20 AM (1 day ago)
naaaaa, bein' in the office, I have to be a good boss and beehive.
(1 day ago)
oh wasnt meaning in the office but yeah, good boss is good
(1 day ago)
Sun, 17-Jan-21 5:37 PM (2 days ago)
Fri, 15-Jan-21 1:31 PM (5 days ago)
all those dentists make no money, i see they have to work extra as actors....
(5 days ago)
i hear they are swingers too - depravity filling cavity you might say
(5 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jan-21 8:29 PM (5 days ago)
I don't know, but tell them to stop eating my foods, food.
(5 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Well it seems Chief Beef Eater and The Tower Of London has lost Raven Queen Merlina...
(5 days ago)
But after they settled their beef, they realized they were in a real pickle.......
(5 days ago)
Wed, 13-Jan-21 4:22 PM (6 days ago)
Like a runaway train, on fire, coming off the rails, and oh yes, the bridge ahead is out.
(6 days ago)
Sun, 10-Jan-21 5:42 PM (9 days ago)
Sat, 9-Jan-21 7:07 PM (10 days ago)
- - Carley Simon - -
(10 days ago)
Nobody does it half as good as you baby your the best.....From "The Spy Who Loved Me"
(10 days ago)
And nobody does it better...though sometimes I wish someone could. Nobody does it quite the way you do... why'd you have to be so good?
(10 days ago)
Thanks baby. Glad to know you feel this way 😉😘💋
(8 days ago)
Sat, 9-Jan-21 12:53 PM (11 days ago)
Are you ok
(11 days ago)
You're older and even more sexy?
(11 days ago)